Write & Sell Your Damn Book is super short, on purpose. Around 5,000 words total. Ain’t no fluff here, just the meaty bits (which is saying a lot, since I’m vegan). It’s broken into 13 (lucky) tiny missions, with super actionable steps at the end of each one, plus a few additional resources.
This course will
- Take you step by step, from idea to finished book to launch.
- Cut through your own bullshit and get you writing.
- Walk you through what to focus on and when.
- Bring humour, apocalyptic zombies and snark into your life.
- Give you actionable next steps after each lesson.
This course will not
- Help you become a better writer (do this by writing more and reading more).
- Tell you how to sell 100, 1,000 or 10 billion copies of your book, GUARANTEED.
- Coddle you in any way. Real authors don’t cry, they WRITE about crying (while drinking).
- Show you how to make a perfect risotto. Obviously that can’t be taught in an online course. Why would you even think that?!?!
Who the hell made this course? This guy.